This is going to be in point form, because I'm currently not in the mood to get my act together and remember how to write full sentences and paragraphs.
1. I have never blacked out so badly in my life. Holy eff. Though it was hilarious.
2. There is now clear evidence that whether or not I'm sober, I will always listen to Ben. Always. Don't ask me why.
3. Even though I don't remember doing it, my drunk texting is absolutely flawless. I was impressed.
4. I keep thinking that I did something exponentially stupid and embarrassing, and it was so exponentially stupid and embarrassing that no one wants to mention it. It keeps bothering me, though I've been assured several times that I didn't. Sigh. Whatevs.
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