grade nine revival.

The Guy Manual
By Chloë and Rae
1. If you want to have your heart broken, give it to a guy.
2. Guys don't get hints. You can drop them for four frickin' months and they still won't get them.
3. Guys are either unturnonable or they're horny. Watch out for those guys.
4. Guys lie
5. Guys are just plain retarded
6. They're commitment-phobic.
7. You aren't most important thing in their life. They may say that you are, but you're not.
8. They don't love you. They love that they may get lucky with you.
9. They're not worth crying over
10. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
11. They get distracted very, very easily. Mostly by other women. Get used to it.
12. They'll never deserve you.
13. Do not ask them if they think that other girl over there is prettier than you. They'll say no when they normally mean yes.
14. Don't ask them if they'll ever break up with you. They lie[as mentioned in number 4]
15. Forever means nothing.